A harrowing tale of taken from the (literal) cabinet, excerpted from Matt Bellassai’s new guide all things are Awful.
We came across Kellan regarding the day that is third of freshman year of university, at a dining hallway table of misfits. (Note: Kellan is certainly not his real title, however it is the title of the homosexual porn celebrity i love, so we’ll call him that to spare him scrutiny also to further indulge my dreams. ) By the 3rd day’s orientation, my offered roomie Troy — a wannabe frat boy with an outsized ego and zero game — having currently determined I happened to be a social obligation, had ditched me personally for just what he deemed a far more lucrative social group and left us to locate supper alone. Read more